Wednesday, November 9, 2011

“Mama Lupe’s Apricots

By kiki

Everybody in the Simons Brickyard where I grew up had animals and fruit trees. My grandma "Mama Lupe" had a few trees. Including un árbol de Chavacano (an apricot tree). My cousins Robert, Jesus, and I would steal her Chavacano when they were still green; we would eat them with salt, man, were they good!. One day she busted us stealing the green Chavacano, and I knew we were in trouble when she came running out of the house with a belt.

"Roberto, ven aqui" (Robert, come here) she said to Robert.
She put her hands in Robert's pockets and pulled the green Chavacano out, and whacked him one with the belt.

She then called Jesus and did the same thing; while she was whacking Jesus, I walked to the outhouse and threw my loot down the hole; when she went through my pockets, she didn't find any goodies.

But the following day, when I went to her house, she got a hold of me.

"Tu piensa que eras muy vivo, que no" (You think you are really smart, don't you?) Whack went the belt!

One summer night at "The Secret Nite Club”

By kiki

One night during the summer of 1960, my friend Coy and I walked into The Secret Nite Club on Whittier Blvd. in E.L.A. As we walked in, a drunken guy walked up to me and said, “you have to buy me a beer” well, Coy and I were short on coins, so we were not buying anybody a beer.

I said to the drunk “man, we are short on coins. We need somebody to buy us a beer”.

He again said to me, “you have to buy me a beer; everybody that comes in here has to buy me a beer, so buy me a beer!” as he was saying this to me, he was putting his hand on my chest and pushing me.

Putting his hand on me was too much for me, so I gave him a soft shove, and he went flying head over heels over a round table that was behind him, just like in the cowboy movies he went flying over the table.

The bartender came running and said to me, “thanks, this guy been bothering everybody that comes in” the bartender and another guy picked the drunk up and showed him the door.

Soon I had guys coming up to me and telling me, “I was just about to do that myself” I just told them, “of course you were”

Coy and I drank beer for the rest of the night without buying a beer ourselves.

"Life in the '50's”

By kiki

1950: was the year I turned 14 years old. Nothing happened that year aside from going to the Olympic Auditorium to see Art Aragon trash my hero Enrique Bolanos and having Kelly, my good friend Beto's brother steal our rabbits for his wedding dinner. Going to the fights was something I did all through the decade.

1951 was when I got my first tattoo ("kiki"-51-) on my right arm. Went to see Art Aragon fight Jimmy Carter twice, with Keeny Teran fighting on the undercard in the second fight. Also got to see Enrique Bolanos fight Eddie Chavez and Keeny fighting Gil Cadilli on the same card at the Hollywood Legion Stadium. Late summer-early fall went to Moorpark, Ca. to pick walnuts, had a great time in Moorpark, and fooled around more than worked.

1952: was the year that the Simons Brickyard became part of history, a history that left us with some bittersweet memories, sweet memories because even though we were dirt poor, we still led a happy life, bitter memories. After all, we had to leave the only home we had known. It was in August that we left Simons for good. We jumped on my dad's '41 Ford Woody and headed north to Hollister, Ca. where we found work picking plums, and after we were done with harvesting the plums, we worked picking grapes in a mountain range called "El Gavilan," after fourteen straight days of picking grapes we headed back to SoCal. It's funny how things turn out; picking grapes was a family thing, and my older and now late sister, Rachel, hated it. But, some thirty years later, she and her husband Bob owned roughly 175 acres of vineyard in Napa, CA. We lived with my maternal grandparents in Pico, now Pico-Rivera, Ca, until my dad could find us a house. In late '52, I started working the weekends at Miller's Car Wash in Whittier, Ca. I was now ready to buy my first car with a part-time job, which I did in December; I purchased a 1938 four-door Chevy that ran more on oil than gas for 55 dollars at five bucks a week.

1953: was a nondescript year; besides meeting girls, nothing much happened; going to school, working the weekends at the car wash, and cruising while listening to Hunter Hancock and Joe Adams play R&B music on my ride was the order of the day.

1954: started out the same as '53. That was until April, when I met Connie. In the summer, after working up north for a bit, I started working full-time at the car wash, and that gave me enough money to put oil in my car and take Connie to eat at "The Spot" on Olympic Blvd. in Montebello, Ca. Sunday's were paydays; I would get off work at 2:00 PM. I would go pick Connie up at her house in Jimtown, and we would then go to The Spot and order a pastrami dip for each of us, after eating it was time to cruise the barrios, Simons, Canta Ranas, Jimtown, El Ranchito, Hicks Camp, etc., etc., and of course, E.L.A.

As summer turned into fall, our relationship got serious, and in December, we decided to get married; it was an excellent way for Connie and me to end the year. But, unfortunately, on Christmas Eve, Connie and I were lying in bed listening to R&B music on a small table radio when the D.J. broke the news that the great R&B singer Johnny Ace had shot himself while playing Russia Roulette. It was a sad ending for what had been, up until then, a great year.

1955: was a time for both Connie and me to get used to married life, I went to work full time at a car dealership (paint shop), and Connie stayed home; it was a quiet year., and not much happening.

1956: was a big year for us; after nearly two years of marriage, our first child was born, our beautiful daughter Linda was born on August 21; I remember going to pick Connie and baby Linda up from the Los Angeles County General Hospital with my late sister Mary Ellen's then-boyfriend, later husband, Danny, and goofing off like kids in the hallways of the hospital. Connie and I spent the rest of '56 bonding with our baby.

1957: was again a quiet year. I watched Linda take her first steps as she turned 1 year old; it was also the year I turned 21, and I could now legally drink a beer. Unfortunately, I can't say how old Connie was without getting jailed.

1958: was another big year for Connie and me, with our first son, Fernie, born on April 14. He was later known in the boxing world as Frankie Baltazar JR. Not long after Fernie was born, a friend of Connie's asked her if she would like a job; after we talked it over, she decided to take the job, which is how I became a kept man later in our marriage.

1959: we spent all our free time watching Linda and Fernie grow and do what kids do. - The '50s, with all its flaws, was a great decade to become of age.

A now-forgotten Barrio"

By KiKi


One night during the summer of 1953, my buddies from Pico Viejo and I were cruising Whitter Blvd in East Los, and it was in our cruising we met some girls from a now-forgotten East Los Angeles barrio. And after we did some chatting with the girls, they invited us to a house party in the now-forgotten barrio for the following Saturday. 

That Saturday, I picked up my buddies in my '38 Chevy; we then drove to East Los, where we knew a store owner that sold beer to underage guys (like us). After buying some cold ones. We cruised until the sun went down before making our way to the party. The party was being held in a garage. Soon after we entered the garage, we spotted the girls that invited us, and we started slow dancing with them.
It wasn't long before the vatos from the now-forgotten barrio started getting pissed off and giving us dirty looks, and the vatos were getting more pissed as we swayed to one slow record after another with the girls. A while later, one of our guys who had indulged in too many cold ones sat down on a couch and passed out. While my friend was passed out, one guy from the now-forgotten barrio walked up to him; he looked at him for a minute or so, then started beating the shit out of him; my buddies and I jumped the guy, and then all hell broke loose.

There were 6 of us, maybe 20 of them, so we ran like a bat out of hell to my car and jumped in. There was a car parked in front of me and one in back, and to get out, I had to back up to clear the vehicle in front well; I backed up too fast, and I hit the car behind me, a mid-'30's cherried-out Ford, as the bumpers hit they locked. As I took off in first gear, it felt like I was pulling a trailer and was having trouble gaining speed; then one of the guys yelled at me, "kiki, you're towing a car behind you," after going a few more yards, I hit a bump. I looked in the rear-view mirror, the bumpers unlocked, and saw the Ford hit a parked car. We jumped onto the 10 Freeway with some vatos chasing us. We lost them on the freeway and safely got back to Pico Viejo to lick our wounds...