Monday, January 10, 2022

Mid-20th Century Americana

 

By kiki

This photo depicts America as I knew it in the middle of the 20th Century. It was also the America that Connie and I witnessed during our trip to get married in Yuma, Arizona, in 1954 via America's then two-lane roads. For better or worse, America was, in many ways, in a transitional period. For many of us, it was a farewell to innocence; for others (despite seeing 'Whites Only" signs in Yuma), it was the beginning of a long-overdue time of getting their right to be treated as equals. America has come a long way in race relations, but we have yet to be there.

Monday, January 3, 2022

 Rant on Facebook bullshit

I'm writing this rant from my Facebook jail cell: I was sentenced to a 24 hrs time-out by the Facebook bosses for trying to post a Youtube video on my sister's Marina page. (she is fighting Covid) Through a Q & A session, the video had a doctor explaining vitamin D3, how it works on the body, and how it helps combat the Covid-19 virus. Well, the Facebook bosses, in their infinite wisdom, threw my brown ass in their jail. They accused me of spreading Covid-19 misinformation. They said that I was not following Facebook community standards. What community standards, I ask! After turning a blind eye to 4 years of lying from trump's supporters (some are today still saying here on Facebook that the election was stolen), the Facebook bosses came up with standards against a vitamin D3 video I tried to post in good faith? BULLSHIT, I say!! And I'll repeat it again, BULLSHIT!! - We, who have suffered early on from the Covid-19, try to help those that are now suffering, and for the Facebook bosses to say that we're, when we really are not, spreading disinformation is just plain wrong.  

If I am kicked out of Facebook, I can say to you, friends, that it is nice to have known you.

Saturday, November 27, 2021

R.I.P. Henry Baltazar

 By kiki

These are sad times for me, as one of my favorite cousins, Henry Baltazar, has taken his last cruise around the barrio. But I know that he refuses to fall into that dreamless sleep; thus, he is having a great time at a beer party at The Blue Sky Lounge. I can just hear him saying, "I'm saving you a cold one, Cuz."

So I will write about some of the fun times Henry and I had; some of it will be in excerpts of stories I wrote before his passing. The fun, to be sure, was at Henry's expanse: let me explain: Henry was a very short man in stature, thus, the ribbing by friends and foes alike. But, on the other hand, Henry had the heart of a giant; he would give you the shirt of his back on a freezing day.

I became very close to Henry when we moved to La Puente in 1968; he was a La Puente native. We loved each other like brothers, and I guess that's why he put up with my bullshit. And he did so with a smile and always his favorite words, "ya, right."

Back when the child car seat law had just become the law of the land, we were visiting his parents, Tio Magdaleno and Tia Senovia, in Portville, Ca. (they had moved when my Tio retired). So Henry asked me if I would give him a ride to the next hick town; I said yes. As we walked out of the house, I picked up a child car seat from a couch; Henry asked me, "Cuz, what do you need that for?"  I gave him a smile and said, "I need to strap you down; you know that's a new law." He shook his head and said, "ya, right."

An excerpt: "Playboy Lounge:" Circa 1983, I walked into a local watering hole, the Playboy Lounge. As I walked in, I spotted my cousin Henry and his friend Rudy sitting at the bar; their little feet were dangling high above the floor as they sucked on their beers, now Henry and Rudy are two really short guys, more like glorified midgets, both are about 4'11 if they wear lifts. Henry might be about half-inch taller than Rudy; I used to kid Henry all the time about liking to hang with Rudy because Rudy was the only one shorter than him. 

One time Henry and I were hanging out by the curb in front of my house, and out of the blue, I said to him: "Cuz, you're a lucky man" he gave me a funny look and asked, "how, Cuz?" So I put my arm around his shoulders and gave him a smile, and I said, "well, if you wanna commit suicide, all you have to do is jump off the curb. "ya, right."

When I was in the boxing business, I told Henry that I was branching out to wrestling and could use him, " how, working the corner, Cuz?" I didn't think so. "No, Cuz, it's more like putting you in the ring; I can make you a star in a midget tag-team. "ya, right."

An excerpt: "Looking For A Good Barber:" I talked to my cousin Henry and told him how I needed an excellent barber. Henry told me to go see Jimmy at 'Jimmy's Scissor-cut' on Valley Blvd and Puente Ave and to be sure to tell Jimmy that "Big Henry" sent me. I think Henry was looking to get ten percent of whatever business he sent Jimmy's way or at least a free haircut. Jimmy and his son, One Eye Dino, turned out to be two great barbers.

In the mid-1980s, Henry went camping with my family and me to the Eastern Sierra. After two or three days, the cooler ran out of beer, so we went to a small general store in a small town. I walked in first with Henry behind me. I walked up to the counter to buy some Pall Mall Reds, and Henry went to the beer fridge; the clerk looked over my shoulder and yelled at Henry, "Hey, kid, you can't buy beer; you're not old enough." HWith'stache and beard, Henry turned around and yelled back, "say, what?." The clerk with a red face said, "I thought he was your kid." Back in the motorhome, I told Herny what the clerk had said. "ya, right."

Much more Henry short (no pun intended) stories can be told, but enough with picking on my cousin with the colossal heart; besides, if I keep picking on him, he will drink the beer he is saving for me. Henry later on in life became a river rat;, living around the Bullhead City area. He used to jokingly claim he was on the lam. R.I.P. Cuz. Love you.

Playboy Lounge

 By kiki

Circa 1983, I walked into a local watering hole, the Playboy Lounge. As I walked in, I spotted my cousin Henry and his friend Rudy sitting at the bar; their little feet were dangling high above the floor as they sucked on their beers, now Henry and Rudy are two really short guys, more like glorified midgets, both are about 4'11 if they wear lifts. Henry might be about half-inch taller than Rudy; I used to kid Henry all the time about liking to hang with Rudy because Rudy was the only one shorter than him. 

I ordered some beers for the three of us, and as we were bullshitting and drinking our beers, I noticed some ladies sitting on a table in the back of the lounge. 

Soon one of the ladies, a massive one, walked up to us; she greeted Henry and Rudy, who she knew; after saying hello, she asked Henry, "and who is this?" meaning me, after Henry introduced us; she asked me "wanna dance?" now I stand 5'8 and at that time weight about 145 lbs., she stood at least 6 feet if not an inch or two more and carried at least 250 plus pounds on her big bones, I gracefully decline, at that Rudy jumped off his stool and bouncing a couple of times off the floor said, "I'll dance." 

As we watched them dance. I started laughing; Henry asked me, "Cuz, what are you laughing at?" "Look at Rudy dancing with that big broad; he looks like a flea on a dog," I said, and that got Henry laughing too. After finishing their dance, Rudy and the big girl walked back to the bar where Henry and I were sitting; Big Girl then asked Henry, "what were you guys laughing at?"  "We were just laughing at a joke," Henry replied, at that big girl said to Henry, "you know what I'm going to do to your cousin here? First, I am going to beat the shit out of him. I'm going to f*%k him to death," I told her "for sure you can beat the shit out of me, you're big enough to do so, but you're not going to f*%k me, Biggie gave me a hard look as she turned around and walked back to her girlfriends, Henry, Rudy, and I went back to our beers. - Kudos to Rudy for not backing away from life.     

Excuse the salty language, but that's the way it went down.

Sunday, November 21, 2021

Life is beautiful, but it can be cruel at times

 By kiki

Life is beautiful, but it can be cruel at times: case in point, I was once young, robust, and vibrant. I could party and play with the best of them, used to drink good liquor, smoke great cigars, and could go to work on two hours of sleep. Had nice threads to go nite clubbing, drove new cars going out to dinner. Then one morning, I looked in the bathroom mirror and saw a stranger looking back at me, "who the hell are you, and what are you doing in my bathroom?" So, of course, I asked the stranger, who I was beginning to think was Sancho. But before he could answer, it dawned on me that I was looking at the old-new me. 

The old-new me is a senior old man having a tough time just getting around the house. Getting more withered and sere by the day, my doctor told me I was losing my mind, and I told him he was full of shit. The good liquor, great cigars, nite clubbing in nice threads, and going out to dinner in a new car are all a thing of the past.

I don't party; I can't party! The way I used to. I don't drink or smoke, don't go nite clubbing, or go out to dinner much. Don't have nice threads or a new car. But I have great memories to draw on when I start feeling old and broken down.

Friday, October 29, 2021

Jake Horn and Robert Windsor

 


By kiki

In the mid-1970s, some Los Angeles open-class amateur fighters of note, who, for one reason or another, were unable to partake in the Los Angeles Golden Gloves tournament, went to Las Vegas to fight in their Golden Gloves tourney. Among the top L.A. amateurs that I can remember at this late date were Herman Montes and Frankie Baltazar. 

There were others of lesser note: One was Robert Windsor. Robert was mentally challenged. Thus, he wasn't allowed to box in California state-sanction amateur bouts. Las Vegas could care less. Well, our open-class fighters of note were quickly eliminated. Of all the L.A. fighters, Robert Windsor was the only one to make it to the finals. Robert lost by decision, but he gave a good account of himself -Jake Horn and Louie Jauregui were Mando Muniz's first managers, and around 1973 they booked Mando to fight Manny Gonzales in Tucson, AZ. 

So along with Mando, Jake, Louie, Johnny Cabera, and a host of amateur fighters, Robert Windsor being one of them, we drove to Tucson in Mando's van and Jake's car. 

Mando had a tough fight, but he won. Now we were heading back home on I-8; Robert was riding with Jake, and during a pit stop in Yuma, Robert said that he wasn't going to ride with Jake anymore because Jake drove too fast, "Jake is crazy," said Robert, "hell, I was only doing 100 miles per hour" retorted Jake, and he was. Jake couldn't get nobody to ride shotgun with him.

Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Rich Or Very Rich

 by kiki

Early this morning my imaginary friend Beto was yelling into my good ear," wake up dude, I have a question for you" He didn't need to yell since I was already awake. "shoot" I replied. "what is the difference between being rich and being very rich?" he asked. The first thought that enters my mind was, why is he asking such a question as he is neither rich nor very rich? In fact, the dude is dirt poor: he is a throw-back to the 1930s, as he still puts cardboard in his shoes, lest the pebbles come in through the holes in the sole of his shoes. But, it was too early in the morning to play games, so I shine him off. "I don't know, now go away" And with that, he was gone. So, my friends, rich or poor, do you have an answer for Beto?