Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Payday Louie

By kiki 

Thanks to President Biden, and the Dems, who voted for his 'Rescue America' plan, I can now make a small down payment to my bookie and loan shark, 'Payday Louie' 

Louie is known as "Payday" because he sends his henchman 'Ollie The Ox' out on Fridays to collect money from losers owed to him. Ollie, built like an ox, likes to visit debtors carrying a baseball bat. He has the bat, he says because he loves baseball, but my spook friend Beto says that is hogwash; he said he once saw Ollie swing the bat like Babe Ruth, so, thanks to President Biden, The Ox won't be swinging his bat at me, not for a while anyway. 

Sunday, January 31, 2021

A Frankie Duarte Story

 Frankie Duarte: A STORY JIM MURRAY WROTE ABOUT ME AT THE BEGINNING OF MY COMEBACK IN 1984.

A Throwback Punches In on Comeback
By JIM MURRAY
SEP. 26, 1985
The fight mob calls them club fighters. They’re good but not very. They’re usually long on bravery and short on skill.
Not for them the bright lights and hundred-dollar seats of the Garden, the outdoor ballparks, the instant stadiums of Vegas. They make their livings in the creaky arenas in the old neighborhoods, or sometimes in fancier places where the customers eat steak and drink beer.
Their fights are mini-wars. They bleed like bad bulls but they never throw in a bad fight. They fight for short money and sometimes they have to have 9-to-5 jobs to go to between the nosebleeds. They make their fights like a guy on a ledge. They fight other guys who are tough, canny, impervious to pain. They act as if it’s a mortal sin to step backward.
Their payoff is scar tissue and laryngitis. Sometimes they bleed where it doesn’t show, like in the head. They treat defeat with a shrug, victory as luck, and they are frequently the nicest people in the skein of sport. They know there’s somebody out there just as tough as they are, something a guy in a three-piece suit who has three phones and a rug on the office floor may never get to think about. It makes them better persons.
They used to be what fighting was all about in the days before it became just another TV spectacular or a Saturday afternoon extravaganza in between the log rolls and the stunt skiing.
Twenty years ago, Frankie Duarte would have been a club fighter, a hero in the neighborhood but unranked nationally. But fighters today aren’t pros. They’re performers, hype artists, and there’s only a handful of them who have any clear idea what they’re doing in the ring.
Frankie Duarte knows. He could write the book on what to do in the ring, he’s been in so many of them. Frankie knows all about slipping punches, hooking off the jab, covering up in the corners and how to cut off a ring.
Frankie was one of the best in the business when he started his pro career. He knocked out 14 of his first 16 opponents, some in the first round. He had a dazzling left, and his right came in like a falling safe. His nickname in the projects was El Huero or Paleface, but El Campeon was not entirely out of the question the way he started.
Then, our huero did what countless fighters out of the barrio--or the log cabins--had done historically: He overmatched himself.
He took on the bottle, the parties, the street drugs. He palled around with the back slappers, the fast talkers, the deal-makers.
He could handle himself in the ring but he began to take some shots to the liver from a glass that no glove could deliver, and some shots to the lungs that Jack Dempsey couldn’t have landed. Frankie had a drink in one hand, a cigarette in the other.
He had trouble not only making the weight but also getting up in the morning. He finally fought Albert Davila, and it was like watching a train wreck.
Davila used Duarte’s head as a light bag and, when Frankie looked in the mirror after the fight, he thought it was two other people.
Frankie got $13,000 for that fight and a terrible headache. “Heck, I didn’t train,” he says. “I couldn’t make the weight and I weakened myself more. You might say Davila took me out in the fifth round, but I took myself out.”
Davila went on to title shots. Duarte went back to the bar and the guys who would tell him what he’d do to Davila the next time.
There was no next time. Davila didn’t need him anymore, and neither did anyone else.
Duarte drifted into retirement and culture shock.
“I palled around with Raul Rojas,” he said. “We used to go to this Scotchman’s bar near where we lived, and to me (Rojas) was a celebrity. He had been the featherweight champion of the world, after all, and I’d see the way these people treated him when we’d be drinking, like, ‘Oh, yeah, Raul Rojas, he’s getting kinda loud, I think we better go now.’
“Here’s a guy, he beat champions, and they treat him like he’s dirt! I couldn’t get over it.
“Then I went to Santa Monica College, and we go through this roll call and nobody even remembers me. I mean, I’d been on national TV, even. I’d fought contenders, and they didn’t even know who I was.”
Frankie even tried a pool-cleaning business for a while. “I wasn’t even any good at that,” he said. “I didn’t always show up.”
One day, he took stock and realized that booze and cigarettes roughed him up more than a dozen Albert Davilas could have.
“I quit,” he said. “I haven’t had a drink or cigarette or anything in 2 1/2, 3 years now.”
He even got his nose fixed. “I never got married. I’m kinda shy, but I thought maybe if I got my nose fixed, I might get to have a family.”
Instead, though, he went back to get it broken some more. Frankie Duarte had his first fight in 1973, and his last one had been in 1982 when he decided to return to the ring this year.
“At first, I turned purple in the gym,” he said. “I felt like I was underwater. I kept thinking the canvas was loose and it was making my legs trip. Then I realized it was my legs that were loose.”
Duarte fought his sixth fight in his comeback on the Al Goossen fight card at the Country Club in Reseda the other night. They handed him a tough kid out of Denver, Ron Cisneros, a banger who was sneaky-quick and highly undiscourageable.
It took El Huero a few rounds to decipher Cisneros, but when he did, he painted a picture on him. Cisneros’ face looked like a sunset by the eighth round, when his corner stopped the fight.
At 31, Frankie Duarte is the classic club fighter, a throwback. His fights are as impersonal as a mob hit, as professional as a funeral. But the fight game being what it is today, the club fighter is the elite of his craft.
Frankie hopes that age and cunning will get him another shot at the top. This time, he’ll know what to do with it, and if he spends his money in a bar, it’ll be to own it.


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Saturday, December 5, 2020

Hector "Macho" Camacho

By kiki

I watched the boxer Hector "Macho" Camacho documentary, and it left me with a lasting poignant feeling. That is no surprise since the boxing graveyard is litter with broken bodies and warped minds of boxers who lived in the fast lane at the height of their careers, only to self-travel in the end, shadow boxing in the lonely, friendless boulevard.

The flamboyant "Macho Man" was born in Puerto Rico's northern coastal valley city of Bayamón. He and his family moved to New York City's Spanish Harlem at a young age, where he grew up to become his barrio's boxing darling. Hector won numerous Golden Gloves titles. He also had an extraordinary pro career, winning two or three world titles. But, like young fighters before him, he could not handle fame and fortune when it was handed to him. In the early years of boxing's history, the young boxers would fall prey to the temptation of wine, women, and song. By Macho Time, fast women and drugs brought tough fighters to their knees and most never recovered. Hector was shot and killed in 2012.

I hope that Hector, in his dreamless sleep, has found peace.

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Connie's Pezuña

 By kiki

One early morning about three weeks ago, I was awakened from a deep dream by a loud thump; at first, I didn't give it much thought. But then I notice that Connie was not in bed, so, like Sherlock Holmes, I got up to investigate the missing wife. I found her on the floor, in a heap by the foot of the bed. I then noticed that her eyes were closed and that she wasn't moving. The first thought that came to my mind was that she had taken the journey to the other side, but as I was reaching out to touch her to make sure if she was still with us or not, she opened one eye and said: "damn it, kiki, will you please help me up?" I think I heard "please" not sure, though. Connie is not a big woman; she tips the scales at about 135 pounds, give-or-take a couple of pounds. But, I'll be darn if I could pick her up, so I said to her, "stay here and try to relax while I call AAA so they can send a tow truck" As I walked out of the room to ask Fernie to come and help me pick her up I thought I heard the word "cabron" After we had her safely back in bed I asked her as to what had happened. She said that she wasn't sure; she said she had gotten up to go to the bathroom and that after taking two or three steps, her left ankle gave out (she broke the same ankle about ten years ago, she still has nuts and bolts on it) causing her to fall. By late afternoon her left pezuña (hoof) was black and blue, and her ribs hurt. The following day I asked her to call and make an appointment with her doctor, she never did. Finally, last week, and only because her pezuña was hurting a lot when she walked, she called her doctor. X-rays showed that she had broken her pinky toe. Her doctor then sent her to a hoof specialist, which she saw today. She was outfitted with a boot that looks like it once belonged to Frankenstein; she will have to wear the Frankenstein boot for six weeks. 

Friday, September 18, 2020

Friday, August 21, 2020

"Bullshit"

By kiki

This morning with mask and walking cane, I was out running errands at the post office, market, CVS, gas station, bank, etc. And when I got back home, I was dead on my feet, so I told Connie, "I am not up to this running around anymore" she looked at me and said, "what do you expect? After all, you will be 85 years old in December," I started doing the math on my fingers and toes when she said 85 years because 85 years just didn't sound right. I counted 84 years, and I told her she was wrong. "so how old are you going to be?" After double-checking my math, I told her I would be 84, not 85, in December. She looked me straight in the eyes and said, "bullshit!" Connie was either pulling my chain or she was in a cold-hearted mood. I sometimes wonder if she voted for trump. 🤣

Monday, August 17, 2020

Dr. Bernhart Schwart

 By kiki


                                        Dr. Bernhardt Schwartz

Dr. Bernhardt Schwartz was a legend in the boxing-wrestling world. He was also a hero to a young child and his family. In his younger days, he saved the life of a young toddler. The child had gotten a safety pin stuck deep in his throat, and Dr. Schwart got it out before the child swallowed it. It must have been a big deal back then because it got a write-up in some newspaper. He proudly had the newspaper clipping taped to a glass partition in the lobby of his office.

His office was on 111 Street, a few doors south of Broadway, in South Central L.A. He would arrive and leave early: 5: 00am-11:00am. I asked him why those hours, and he said he aimed to be in and out before the gangsters got out of bed. The good doctor had his own file system. It was a system like no other you have ever seen. His patient files were on bundles of paper bound with rubber bands. He had a mountain of files on top of a desk. The good doctor didn't need any darn cabinets!


                                The doctor's desk after he cleaned it

Although he had a gruff exterior, he was a soft-hearted man. Boxers and wrestlers were treated by the good doctor whether they could pay. Sometimes he wouldn't accept payment; when asked how much you owned him, he would tell you, "Nothing, next time, just bring me a cigar."

His health deteriorated with his wife's passing, but he remained the fight doctor because he was dedicated and loved boxing and wrestling. But, there were times when you could see in his eyes that his heart was in it anymore. So - I genuinely believe that he died from a broken heart.