'One Morning'

Connie and I were lying in bed one morning.

We had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

I took her hand and she responds, 'Don't touch me.'

'Why not?' I asked.

She answered, 'Because I'm dead.'

I asked her...'What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!'

She said, 'No, I'm definitely dead.'

I insisted, 'You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?'

'Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts.'

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KiKi