Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Payday Louie

By kiki 

Thanks to President Biden, and the Dems, who voted for his 'Rescue America' plan, I can now make a small down payment to my bookie and loan shark, 'Payday Louie' 

Louie is known as "Payday" because he sends his henchman 'Ollie The Ox' out on Fridays to collect money from losers owed to him. Ollie, built like an ox, likes to visit debtors carrying a baseball bat. He has the bat, he says because he loves baseball, but my spook friend Beto says that is hogwash; he said he once saw Ollie swing the bat like Babe Ruth, so, thanks to President Biden, The Ox won't be swinging his bat at me, not for a while anyway.