Monday, September 25, 2023

Missy vs. Mamas

 Regarding the "incident" that happened yesterday, I am okay -- No one really is to blame - Not grandma or grandpa -- Meg2 has a little blame, but we are both female dogs, and shit happens. I saw the light, but my love for my daddy kept me from pursuing it. Thank the doctor for stapling my ear, stitching me up, and giving me the GOOD drugs. Hopefully, any scarring will add to my character and not detract from the beautiful mug. I will post pictures later, but I'm tired and ready for another dose of the GOOD stuff right now. Love to all my peps - Miley.


Below is the story I wrote right after the Meg2 vs. Chata brawl. But first, a little on the Katt vs. Mamas massacre.

The one-sided affair ended as Missy Katt scored a first-round KO over Mamas. The fight had just started, and both combatants were getting ready to mix it up in central ring when Katt landed a left jab, a right cross followed by a Tony The Tiger left hook that sent Mamas down for the ten count. With her head somewhat cleared up by the smelling salts, Mamas responded to me when I told her that I was working on the rematch: "hell no, you fight the bitch; that bitch is crazy; she is trying to kill me" So no redo, any time quick, of last nite fight.

The Chata vs. Meg2 memory     

"Mija, Chata, I am so sorry you got your ass kicked last night for no reason. I witness live the whole chingada. You were just sitting in my room minding your own freaking business, and when grandma opened the door to come in, Meg2 ran between your grandma's stubby legs, knocking her on her butt, and she jumped you chola style: you know, from behind. You didn't even have a chance to whip out your switchblade. Orale, Mija, that Meg2 is a dirty fighter, man! She pulled a Mike Tyson on you; she bit half of your ear off. But you don't need to worry about your ear because your daddy knows an expensive doctor who will take good care of you. But next time you listen to me, and when I tell you to use your jab, damn, use it!! You might have gone the 12-round distance if you had listened to me instead of getting KO'd. But, Mija, that's all water under the bridge. Next time, with some good gym work, you will be ready to kick Meg2's boney ass. Good luck in the rematch, Mija; if you want me to, I'll work your corner in the rematch. I am a little stale since I haven't worked a corner in over 20+ years, but I believe I can help you win the rematch. But even if not me, you need to change trainers because Beto is not doing right by you.---- Love you, Mija."