Sick Dude

By kiki

Old Jim Rogers had been feeling funky, so he went to see Dr. Feel Good. Tests were taken, and Dr. Feel Good told Jim that he would have the results in a few days and to make an appointment for the following week with the good-looking gal in the waiting room, done!

The following week Jim and his wife Betty went back to Dr. Feel Good’s office to get the results. The good doctor called Jim into his office but told Betty that he would like to talk to Jim along. In the office, the doctor told Jim that he was really sick with a rare disease, but, fortunately, there was a cure for it “so what is the cure?” Jim asked the doctor, “the cure is sex; you need to have lots and lots of sex, day and night. If you don’t do that, you will die!” Jim told the doctor he could handle that “good, let me talk to your wife” Jim walked out of the doctor’s office and told Betty, “the doctor would like to talk to you” While Betty was in the doctor’s office, Jim is thinking about all the great sex he and Betty were going to have. About 15 minutes later, Betty walked out of the doctor’s office “what did the doctor say?” Jim asked Betty, “that you are going to die!” Betty replied