“Pendejo”

By kiki

As I was getting up one early morning, I tripped over my laptop's cable, and I fell head over heels and landed on my back; at that time, Connie was in the shower, and there was nobody else home but the dogs. Chata, our English Bulldog, walked up to me as I was on the floor, put her nose to mine, and I could see that she was thinking 'pendejo' By the time Connie got out of the shower, I was sitting on the bed, I said, "babe, I felled down," Connie hit me with this "pendejo"...I said, "I thought you loved me" Connie hit me even harder, "I do, but I don't like you"...go figure