Pants

By kiki

Last year Connie bought me 3 pairs of pants, not dress slacks, but the pants are pleated and cuffed as I like them and dressier than the 550 Levis that I favor. 

This morning as we were reading the newspaper, she asked me, “where are the pants I bought you?” “They are hanging in my closet,” I answered her. “I haven’t seen you wearing them; why?” “I wear them” “You lie because I haven’t seen you wearing ‘em; when do you wear ‘em?” she asked. “Sometimes,” I said, “sometimes, like when you go out on your daytime dates?” she said, “sometimes” I answered her with what she wanted to hear...She made my day!!